HERE'S WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS:
The inevitable has begun: a zombie apocalypse has ensnared the globe. Everything you know and love? Dead.

And walking around.

There's the premise, now here's the contest! I'm allowing only 10 entrants into this contest. The first 10 users to correctly answer the trivia question below get in. Then it's on.

SO, WHAT DO I DO?
You enter this conest, duh.
Once you're in, you are automatically entered into a weapons lottery. I'm randomly assigning you your only means of defending yourself against the undead masses that have pwned the earth. Some of you will receive a double-barrel shotgun, others will get a kitchen knife.
It's that unfair.
Once you've been assigned your weapon, you get t'drawing.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
I want a hardcore image of yourself in your ideal zombie fighting gear and clothes! Go nuts, but try to think practically. Be deatiled! Make labels if you have to!
I want you decked out with your weapon that you "won" in the lottery!
I want you to list your stats!
You heard me, STATISTICS! This includes speed, stamina, strength, and guts! By guts I mean how much of this shit do you think you could handle, emotionally.
Y'know.
Again, be realistic. If you're stuck with a 20-lb. sledge, you're not exactly going to be terribly fast, but you're sure as hell gonna pack a punch in strength. If you know you're not able to run a mile, then let that reflect in your stamina! Human flaws are awesome, we know this.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DURING ALL THIS NONSENSE, JULES?!
From here, I gather the 10 entrants and draw them out comic style, battling for their lives!
Some of you may run into each other and party up, some of you might end up killing each other to steal their weapon. Some of you will, inevitably, be eaten and/or transformed into one of the undead. It happens.
This is the zombie apocalypse afterall.

...WAIT, SO HOW DO I WIN?
In the end, there will be only one survivor.
If that survivor just so happens to be you, then you've won.



EDIT: Wow, that was fast!! Well, the 10 positions filled up quick, so I'm gonna start the weapons lottery. Check back later tonight (9:00'ish pm mountain time) to see what implement of destruction is yours!

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Good luck, yah'll! You're gonna need it.